In the pub
- Do not make yourself conspicous
- When in Australia, do as the Aussies do
- Avoid getting into petty arguments that could later prove costly
- Go there to have fun, not to engage in any serious discussion
- Americans are especially warned to refrain from engaging in any political discussion. Just have a good time and enjoy the hospitality!
- For choice of local alcohol, try out Victoria Bitter or Queensland's favourite XXXX.